WMWG's human Sat Nav Derek S took a rare wrong turn recently to end up in the s**t! Thanks to Gordon S for grassing him up!

Derek's all WAPed up.

Our very own living piece of history ‘Uncle' Derek S finally put a foot in the 21st Century when he donated his ‘size of a house brick' monologue mobile phone to the Black Country Museum. Derek is now set for the next 20 years with a brand new WAP phone.